Kentucky Clickin Mom

You know there are things that fall under the heading of: "This can not end well" please have a look at some friends of ours wedding recption last night. This was at the end of the night around cleanup. First we have Heidi and her new mother in law. Heidi gets ready to swing and ... She misses. So she tries a different approach... And with all the grace and poise of a bride the pinata is run-thru. The pinata was tough so Heidi tossed it to the ground to do some more damage. The damn thing still would not give! So what do you do? CALL in the PIPER!!!! now keep your eye on the bell.... And Keith hits it! the crowd goes wild; the bride shrieks :) And alas a final image for the evening.

Ok so while batching to my husband about the Irish Dance Group and how what they want and what is possible are 2 totally different things we came to the conclusion that Yankee women are responsible for the downfall of society. I do not mean to generalize and this goes against my liberal Roots but this is my story with a few opinions thrown in, I make no claim that ANY of this is historically accurate, spelled right, gramatically correct, or even worth discussing. Take it for what it is: Nothing but a 24 year old spoiled daddy's girl spouting off. Ok so that being said, here is my little rant: SO a long time ago some Yankee women got a little uppity and decided to march in New York City. (which we all know I believe to be the worst hell hole on earth) Well Children what did that get us? We got the right to vote. Big Deal! Now I say this as some one who has NEVER missed an election since I was 18 I have voted in every single one I was able to vote in. We cant even get a president w...

Found this and thought it would be nice to have something other then whining on the blog. 1. How much money is in your wallet right now? About $3.00 in change 2. How much money would you need in the bank to feel secure? Rich? Well for starters not being over draft would be nice. After that about 10,000. 3. If someone gave you $100, no strings attached, what would you do with it? I would go a buy dinner and go to a movie. That would use it all up. 4. If someone gave you $1 Million, no strings attached, what would you do with it? Buy a New House, and Travel. 5. How much does something have to cost before it starts counting as “real” money, as a purchase to be considered and evaluated, but below which you’ll buy without really thinking about it? Any thing over $30.00 is usually more then I want to spend. Unless it's shoes. I love my shoes.

I went to the cemetery yesterday to see mom. That was hard, last week it wasn't so bad because the marker want up yet. This week it was, It was very nice. (Wow my sentence structure is poor today. OH well.) I just miss her so much, I miss how I could talk to her about any thing. I find my self not wanting to go back to any of my activities. It's not that I don't want to go out in public. It's just I don't want to do any thing that I did when she was here. People keep telling me that I need to get back to normal. WELL NOTHING IS NORMAL!!!!! My life has changed for good. There is no normal. I have to create a new normal. And what was normal 3 weeks ago is not normal now. God I hate that word NORMAL. What is normal and why does everyone care so damn much about it? Why cant I just stop every thing I was doing and start new things. I think I might take up Yoga and go to a ballet class. The only thing I don't mind going back to is the Irish simply because I'm maki...

Have you ever been in such a bad mood that you just shouldent go out in public. Well thats where I'm at today. My darling ziggy has just trashed the 5th wedding present. May I add that he has trashed only the good stuff. He dosent get the shity ugly cheep bed spread no he gets the $80 dollar comforter and the $160 Comforter cover. he dosnt get the Kmart towels he gets the bed bath and beyond towels. he then proceeds to eat the $60.00 sheets this morning. while I thought he had a chew toy. Also to add insult to injury. Nick kicked a breaker this morning and of course all the work I had done for a wedding client was lost. I know you are susposed to save everything but it wasnt to that point yet! That and the bank accout is negative and has been for the last 2 weeks. I do get paid tomorrow but it will be piddley. AND I have had it with the washer and dryer! the washer is getting rust stains on my clothes and the dryer squeaks to high heaven. My house is in Kaos and I cant do laundry ...

My mother lost her battle with cancer on Monday. I love her. http://www.ralphlong.com/ Markey Cancer Foundation