Kentucky Clickin Mom

Tip # 10: The best fans are the ones that need to be sedated.

Tip # 9: Never eat your hot dog on both ends, it’s a lot like burning your candle on both ends, only with whole lot more mustard.

# 8: A sure sign of achievement is surpassing the success of your childhood heroes.

Tip#7: Do what your mother tells you: Hold each other’s hand while crossing the street and for goodness sakes, put on a fresh pair of clean underwear just in case you were to get hit by mob of screaming fans that would tear off your clothes.

Tip # 6- You know you’ve made it when you watch yourself as a Saturday morning cartoon character. Just hope that your cartoon doesn’t look better then you!

Tip # 5- If you are a white male, never sit down in a subway car. You’ll look like a pansy. Standing up makes you look tough.

TIP # 4: Best way to ensure you win the hearts of 9-11 year old girls for the rest of their lives: Be pro-American, anti- drug super stars and do it all…. Of course, for the children.

# 3- When in doubt- more Hairspray is always better!

Another tip for you…dress for success!

How about I give you a tip of the week??

SO... In my job I send out little techie tips of the week to everyone that I work with, well "Jim" sends me back my own personal NKOTB tip... thought I whould share them here...